Female baby between the ages of 10 to 11 months. Petite with brownish hair that sticks straight up like making it look like she has a Mohawk. She has blue eyes, weighs about 12 1/2 lbs and is 24inches long.
Crime: Pooping in the bath tub causing an immediate evacuation of Mr. Duck. Immediately following the baby was whisked away so clean up could begin and has never been seen since. She fled from the crime around 5:30. If you have seen this baby or know of her location please call immediately. She is full and ready to explode at any moment. If you know where she is do not attempt to take actions into your own hands. She may do to you what she has done to Mr. Duck. Mr. Duck will never be the same again.
The victim
Sketch of the suspect at the scene of the crime.
1 comment:
Okay, that is freaking hilarious.
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