A little help here!

Dear mom and dad...we need to talk!!! Living conditions have become unbearable. When we first talked about this "change" that was about to happen to our house a little over 2 years ago I was ok with it. I did not know what was "really" about to happen to me and my cushy life as your furry child. Needless to say I did not sign up for this!!!

So far I have been used as a horse, dressed up in pretty things, and had stickers put on me or randomly stuck on me because I sat in the wrong place. How humiliating! I have had my dog food played with, my manly blue bowl taken away from me, and my food dropped all over the floor just so Bailey could sneak in and swipe some. Since I am her favorite and she says my name over and over I decided to let it go but now I am fed up. I have now become the keeper of the blocks. What does she think I am?!? Does she not know that I am almost 70 years old in dog years? Golly! As of now I will stick around but if conditions do not change I am going to have to bark at her and let her know how I really feel and no one wants me to go there. Feel free to make it up to me by buying me a new pillow.

Love, Shiner



PS...She isn't as innocent as she may look! Don't let the pretty blues fool ya!